Brothers and Sisters!
Welcome to The An Albatross Online Merch Table 3.0!
We're very excited and proud to announce a new partnership with Axelrad, a local screenprinting studio staffed by some good friends. They've added plenty of brand-new stuff to what's available like new shirts, slipmats, and bags, so be sure to check them out first!

Thanks for looking and if you have any questions contact us via www.myspace.com/analbatross23...
Love,
An Albatross


APPAREL & ACCESORIES:
 

New!!!
Check out Shirts, Slipmats, Buttons, Stickers and Bags at the
An Albatross / Axelrad MEGASTORE!!!


ALSO:
More An Albatross Merch from Ace Fu:
| Shirts | Buttons | Posters | CD/T-Shirt Bundles |


AUDIO / VISUAL:

 

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New!!!
The An Albatross Family Album
CD / LP: Eyeball Records

"One of the 10 Best Albums of 2008."
- ALARM Magazine, Rabid Brain Blog

"7.5 out of 10...Not your dad's prog rock, but equally as smart and a damn sight more engaging. " - Pitchfork.Com

"An Albatross reportedly spent over 300 studio hours sorting out arrangements. That's believable by the time you reach the beautiful finale "3,000 Light Years by Way of the Spacehawk" and realize that Family's warring elements have just combined to create a cohesive whole." - Revolver Magazine

"The six-piece charge through layers of maniacal noise made complete with an onslaught of assaulting guitar riffs, machine gun percussion, squiggly synths, and Gieda's volatile vocal thrusts." - Spin

"Family Album is their magnum opus." - ALARM Magazine

(29:24) 1. Neon Guru/ 2. ...And Now Emerges the Silver Pilgrim/ 3. The Hymn of the Angel People / 4. The Psychonaut & The Rust Belt / 5. Starving on Rabbit Meat / 6. A Convivial Feast of the Peace Beast / 7. Floodgates Released / 8. The Electric Proletariat Rides a Velvet Chariot / 9. 3,000 Years by Way of the Spacehawk

 

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Click to purchase Gatefold LP

Blessphemy (of the Peace Beast Feastgiver & The Bear Warp Kumite)
Enchanced CD: Ace Fu Records / LP: Gold Standard Labs

"An Albatross is doing for hardcore something close to what Ornette Coleman did for jazz." - Popmatters.com

"Blessphemy is a 27-minute exercise in mind expansion and white-hot fury." - Indieworkshop.Com

"Were it possible to condense the sleaziest fly-by-night roadside carnival into the size of a baseball, then have Roger Clemens whip it through the window of a political science class at a particularly run-down reform school, you might end up with an approximation of this Philly spazz-core crew's music." - Village Voice

Enhanced CD features live footage, photo gallery and more.
1. In the Court of the Bear King / 2. Lysergically Yours, My Psychadelic Bride / 3. Dimensional Gymnastics / 4. Trust the Sun, The Symphonic Sunrise / 5. Divine Birthrite (Maiden Voyage of the Grape Ape) / 6. I) Behold the Light: / 7. II) Profane Illumination / 8. III) The Illumination of the Nation / 9. Tossin' and Turnin' All Night / 10. Hairobics / 11. Ballad of the Electric Coyote / 12. I Will Swim into the Lazer Eye / 13. Feastgiver / 14. Cosmic Gypsy / 15. Sacred Geometry / 16. Death Rides a Brown Horse / 17. Stormbringer / 18. Eyes of the Jaguar

 

Split w/ XBXRX
7-inch: Gold Standard Labs

OUT OF PRINT

 

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We Are the Lazer Viking
Enhanced CD / LP: Ace Fu Records
August, 2003


"11 'songs; in a mere eight brain-screaming minutes... This skree-laden 'dance' music would make for the shortest - but best - American Bandstand ever." - CMJ

"Wildly off kilter expositions of dissevered carnivalesque dementia" - Pitchfork.Com

"There are more musical ideas at work on this disc than on any full-length on the Top 40 Chart." - Impose Magazine

Produced by Wharton Tiers (Sonic Youth, Helmet, Dinosaur Jr.) and featuring cover art by Seripop. Enhanced CD features live footage, exclusive movie, and photo gallery.

1 . I Am the Lazer Viking / 2. Let's Get On With It! / 3. Electric Suits and Cowboy Boots / 4. Revolutionary Politics of Dance / 5. Triumph of the Lazer Viking / 6. Get Faster, Cry for Happy / 7. Wrgggggggrkyyyyyyy!!! / 8. Manifesto of the Divine Children / 9. J7j7j7j7j7j7j7j7j7j7j7j / 10. Vitally Important Pelvic Thrust / 11. W7w7w7w7w7w7w7w7w7w7w7

 

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Eat Lightning, Shit Thunder
Enhanced CD: Bloodlink Records / LP: When Humans Attack
2001

"Holy Shit. This has to be one of the strangest things I've heard in a while...you've got to hear it to recognize the brilliance...this is hardcore, of the paint peeling off the wall variety...Awesome - hands down, this wins as the most interesting, engaging, and challenging record I've heard in awhile." - Maximum Rock N Roll

"Dance baby dance, or just get hit by a semi-truck as it crashes through your lawn and goes right through your room leaving a disaster in the wake." - HeartattaCk

Enhanced CD features live footage
1. Intro / 2. Pennsylvania Inferno / 3. Mother's Day Came a Little Early This Year / 4. You Can't Take that Hot-Rod With You / 5. Channel 96 / 6. Uncle Funky Pants / 7. Electric Suits and Cowboy Boots / 8. I Live the the Good Life / 9. The Man-Eating Pig of Madidi / 10. The Great Sarcophagus / 11. Kluver-Bucy Nocturne in Bb